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Shrek (regally known as Sir Shrek) is the titular protagonist of the Shrek franchise, as well as an antagonist in Depressing Depresso. He is Fiona's husband, Donkey and Puss' best friend, the ogre triplets and Alordo Rude-Weiner's father, and the son in law of Lilian and Harold. 

Shrek (character)

Shrek's affair

Quite a long time after the birth of the triplets, Shrek got high on meth and ended up sleeping with a parallel version of Alisha's mom, who was on meth and addicted to heroin. She later gave birth to Alordo, who was fully human despite his ogre dad. He later met Alisha and found out he was her parallel self, and both being so far up their own asses, they decided to bang.

Shrek does not remember the affair, and has no idea he actually has 4 children until he and Alordo meet.

Trivia

  • He throws Sadie, Alisha and Alordo into the flaming pits of hell
  • He also had another affair with Alyssa
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